Salt Bae

A salt bae is responsible for rubbing, massaging, tenderizing, and seasoning their bae's "meat". A good salt bae takes their bae and the "meat" out for dates and cuddles. Salt baes' are required to maintain the health and happiness of their bae's "meat", no matter how exhausting it may be gettin the "work" all the time.

That's my salt bae; She's my salt bae; Don't make me get my salt bae; I need to schedule an appointment with my salt bae; Does your salt bae accept my insurance?

by Letter T March 3, 2022

Salt Brah

a filthy "person" that dresses like a hippie, does many drugs frequently while listening to old hippie music. also has no future, plays no sports(except sometimes hockey), and is obsessed with nature and promoting peace, always a non republican
syn.-hippie

Hey, "Let's cleanse our school of these salt brah shits!"

by THE FORCES OF GOOD May 6, 2005

salt mines

Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."

Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.

by FreetosLay August 23, 2011

Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.

by Joey123098 November 1, 2008

Salt squad

A group of people who are salty at the same time

The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.

by Sylas Nite March 4, 2016

salt the rim

anilingus on a sandy beach

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.

by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009

Salted The Land

To completely ravage a woman's genitals.

The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.

Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."

by landsalter July 13, 2010