HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

by T in VA March 29, 2009

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

illusion of safety

thinking you are not in danger

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.

by TapCat November 6, 2022

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 3, 2018

safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 1, 2017

Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 21, 2021