Hey bro, i just sucked my wife's erect nipples, gave her a Sloppy Nipple..my mouth is dripping.... So is her nipple
by SloppySavage September 27, 2016
When a woman ejaculates or squirts and forces the man outside of her. Akin to a baby kangaroo (a joey) getting forced out of its mother's pouch.
Crystal and I had a sloppy joey last night, I freaked out at first. My sheets will never be the same.
by feverbabble October 09, 2011
The Sloppy Nog:
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018
Describes when a person's butt is flabby and out of shape. This does not necessarily mean said person's body is out of shape.
by Dumptruck1212 April 20, 2016
While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.
by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 25, 2014
by Eddymoney00916 January 03, 2018
The act of setting a horses mane on fire while it's sleeping then fucking it in the ass while it runs around like a retard
Issa Knife is a Sloppy Jockey
by VomitCock May 18, 2017