shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 04, 2009

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 07, 2020

shopping at Ralph's

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.

"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

by F. Dude July 07, 2009

Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

Machine Shop

1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.

2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.

1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part

2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop

Metalhead 2: Sweet.

by Scruffy1 April 03, 2006

Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!

Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"

by mrfitz January 19, 2009

reverse shop

Annoying habit of people at supermarkets and stores to bring a bunch of items to a cashier, have them ring up the total, then have them take back the items and subtract them from the total one by one until the total is an amount they can afford.

"Those idiots are holding up the line by reverse shopping."

by mikejonas February 27, 2004