douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

by t/c May 5, 2008

Tuscan Rocket

When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.

Hey Crib, did you hear that Will finally tried out the Tuscan Rocket?

by Sofa King Softball September 29, 2008

rocket man

Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick

rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy

by Rocket guy August 5, 2018

spunk rocket

A term used to describe an erect penis, shaped like a rocket and full of semen (spunk)

Suck my spunk rocket

by wez135 December 9, 2007

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

retard rocket

Word for the short bus that the "special" kids at school ride.

runaway retard rocket!!!!

by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004

rocket cock

the act of getting a boner in T minus 16 seconds

Jimmy got sent to the Dean of Students' Office because he had rocket cock during his English test.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003