tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis
His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex
by BOOBS!"£$ March 07, 2018
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Rashasaurus Rex

Someone that has a knarly rash, lurking on the sides of their face.
WOWA Kelly is a major Rashasaurus Rex.
by Shanahan February 23, 2007
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Lipachewsaures rex

A person who consumed a high dose of ecstasy and chews his lip like it's a piece of gum.

Pronounced: Lipa-chew-saures rex
Bro did you see that lipachewsaures rex tripping hard on ecstasy last night?
by Quiky Kakhys January 20, 2022
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Flefasaurus Rex

A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!

Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.
1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"

"What is it Dave? This better be good!"

"I think I found a fossil"

"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"

2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)
by SuperMike455 March 16, 2012
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Bernasaurus Rex

A rare species that appears when large individuals named Bernie become intoxicated and create a disaster.
Oh shit, here comes Bernasaurus Rex. Take anything fragile off the shelves.
by TFT152 June 28, 2011
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Failsaurus Rex

The act of epic failing so tremendously it can only be compared to one of the most ridiculously proportioned dinosaurs that ever existed.
Guy 1: I just lost in COD to an 11 year old, 30 to 4.

Guy 2: Failsaurus Rex dude...

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Guy 1: A customer just asked me why they needed a power adapter for their laptop since it is wireless...

Guy 2: Wowwwww, failsaurus rex and a half...
by nightcrawler0188 April 07, 2010
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Rex Whale

A teen boy famous for being born on the first of may, typically known for living in queens park with his sister Poppy.
I love when Rex Whale flirts with his middle aged teachers
by Aidangruenpeter April 28, 2021
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