This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

Recliner Sit-Ups

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.

by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013

consensual reality

An accepted, or conventional view of reality which although limited, is widely accepted, to the exception of a different view.

I know this is outside consensual reality, but try to keep an open mind.

by Dragonbeast July 23, 2007

Shifting realities

shifting realities is based on the multi-verse theory. it is when someone shifts their awareness from this reality or another, to a different reality!

-shawty, i wanna go to *insert media* so bad- i wanna chill with my comfort people/characters.

-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?

by vamp1re.rat July 9, 2021

reality rejects

the show where reality wanna-bes go to die

with a voice like that Stewie, you couldn't even make it on reality rejects

by craigster223 December 7, 2007

RedLight Tickle Fight

RedLight Tickle Fight is when you are not the driven (preferably in the back seat) of a car being driven by a friend, you can rather make them say "Red Light" or make him/her distracted, then you responed "RedLight Tickle Fight!", and began to tickle them untill the red light turns green, or if your about to hit the car infront of you

Eli was in the backseat when he made me say RedLight Tickle Fight, and began to Tickle Anjali and I

by Eliperson7 December 21, 2010