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Ron ARtest

big money asshole who straight up slaughtered like 15 pistons fans.. and ran over some big fat arab guy... a stupid ass fool who messed with THE DETROIT PISTONS>!!!!!
mom is ron artest mentally ill?

yea son... thats the only reason why he would COME TO D-TOWN...CUZ U NO WHEN U COME TO D-TOWN U DONT MESS AROUND!!!
by big money baller November 20, 2004
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Ron Paul revolution

(A). The figurative act of spinning around in political circles like a complete jackass while claiming that the surreptitious moron & hopeless Presidential aspirant Ron Paul is the second coming of Thomas Jefferson. Two hallmarks of this dance of the socially retarded is to spam straw polls in order to skew the results in "Dr. Paul's" favor & to comment-spambomb any & every blog that says unflattering remarks (i.e. tell the truth) about this soon-to-be political has-been.

A prelude to this go-nowhere dance is to relentlessly Google Mr. Paul's name. This serves a dual purpose as well; One is so that it looks as though lots of people actually give a shit about this little known squeaky Congressman from Texas, and the other is to seek out any detractors. The detractors in this context are people who retain their sense of individuality and still practice critical thinking.

(B). The literal act of passing around the same nonsense & propaganda back and forth with other Paulettes about how 9/11 was an inside job perpetuated by... well, whomever sounds good at the time. When performed live but in private company, racial diatribes against Jews, latinos & black people are invoked, but if the racism & antisemitism come up in public, the default response is to blame it on the VRWC or Lee Rockwell.

In the end, this whirling dervish of disingenuous tripe ends when the performer is too weak, dizzy & utterly stupefied from lack of nourishment, both physically and mentally. Typing the same hubris for hours on end in front of a computer screen will do that to a person.
(As seen on any blog or web page that doesn't require registration to comment & hasn't already banned them as nutjobs) God bless Ron Paul! Ron Paul is the freedom fighter for the New Age in America! Dr. Paul in '08! Only Ron can save us from the scourge of the ZOG conspiracy using the minority street thugs against citizens of the United States! All other candidates want to dissolve this glorious nation by forming the North American Union w/ Canada and Mexico, but teh Ron Paul revolution is the only thing that can stop them!!! Yearrrrgh!!! Screeech screeech!!!
by Saint Cuchulainn January 10, 2009
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Ron Paul Crazy

To believe in a Far Right-Wing Conspiracy theory Such as the North American Union
Paranoid Person: The North American Union is going to take us over!

Average American: He must be Ron Paul Crazy.
by Blarg!!!!! December 29, 2007
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ron weasley

When a male/female delivers a male a hand job of the 'rough kind'.

Ron Weasly= Rough Wristie
"Wowza. That bitch just gave me a Ron Weasley"
by Patriceee January 14, 2010
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Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008
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Ron Stoppable

Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, (ten minutes later) really, really cool/funny/cute/stupid side kick to Kim Possible. I only wish they were more than just best friends... He has a little naked mole-rat named rufus and loves to eat at Bueno Nacho. Ron is pretty cute for a cartoon (bite me) and has a loveable personality.
My Favorite Ron Quotes:

"Okay, when the chips are down, Ron Stoppable takes charge! Now which one of these pedal thingies do I step on to make it go-go?" -Car Trouble

"So as you see from this very conclusive demonstration, it's not so much that I lost control of the car, as it is they built the gym to close to the parking lot." -Car Trouble

"Hi. I'm Ron. And that's R to the O to the Hizz-N! Yup-yup!" -The Golden Years

"Tok-y-o! I love the French!" -Crush

"Oh, Fuji. Why does it always have to be monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed supermodels?" -Exchange

"Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is a basic foundation of Pre-school! The jungle law of Day-care is behind us." -A Sitch In Time (Amazingly, that's a younger Ron. Maybe he got dumb as he grew up)

"Kim, you put the 'neat' in 'incognito'! -A Sitch In Time
by Andie Featable December 28, 2003
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Ron Luce

Ron Luce is a long-winded youth evangelist for an organization named Aquire the Fire. Usage of the term is a sarcastic way of describing a long-winded person.
That person would not shut up. He was pulling some Ron Luce on me.
by SithlordDarthRPG August 28, 2003
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