Reasonable

Australian slag term for “sexy af”

Jay you look reasonable today

by AusSlangExpert February 27, 2024

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person 1: Yo! I just saw our neighbor setting her husband’s car on fire!

Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?

Person 1: Yeah, I think so.

Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Reasonable Crashout

To add some context, a “Crashout” is used to describe what happens when someone gets so mad they lose their composure. In turn, a “Reasonable Crashout” is when someone loses their composure but for a justifiable reason. The term “Reasonable Crashout” works to further describe the situation as not all Crashouts are considered viable and normally but the perpetrator of the Crashout in a negative light,however, a “Reasonable Crashout” automatically shows that the people who aought to be blamed are the people who caused the person to Crashout and not the person Crashing out themselves.

NOTE: Reasonable Crashout is also sometimes called a Necessary Crashout

A. “ My neighbor beat up the local pool boy for sleeping with the his wife, so it was a Reasonable Crashout.”

B. “My teacher gave me an F- for putting my name in the wrong corner, time for my Reasonable/Necessary Crashout!”

by GoldenKirin March 24, 2025

Reasonshitpost

The tactical deployment of hyper-rational, often coldly utilitarian arguments to dismiss ethical, emotional, or social concerns as "irrational." It involves reducing complex human situations to crude cost-benefit analyses or biological imperatives, then presenting this reduction as superior, clear-eyed reasoning. It's a performance of detached rationality used as a cudgel.

Reasonshitpost Example: In a conversation about artistic funding, someone argues, "Reason dictates we defund the orchestra. Its utility-per-dollar is negligible compared to STEM grants. Music is just ordered sound waves triggering pleasure chemicals; we can synthesize that cheaper." This reasonshitpost uses the veneer of rational calculation to dismiss art's cultural value entirely.

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

Reasonpost

Similar to a logicpost, but focused on dictating the specific mode of reasoning that is acceptable (e.g., purely utilitarian cost-benefit analysis, strict biological reductionism). It frames this mode as “reason itself,” branding other forms of reasoning (deontological, emotional, intuitive) as “unreasonable.”

Reasonpost Example: In an ethics debate, someone states, “The only reasonable way to judge this is through a utilitarian calculus of net happiness. Any appeal to ‘rights’ or ‘dignity’ is an emotional appeal, not reason.” They’ve set a reasonpost, excluding entire ethical traditions from the domain of valid discourse.

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

Reasonably Accurate

Oh, shoot, totally. I am pretty reasonably accurate.

Hym "Reasonably Accurate. Brilliant. Handsome. The ultimate man. Better than everyone! Eeeeeveryone! But that's the difference between me and parents. They are the lowest common denominator. They are trying to hamstring ME so I have to be trapped here in their shit-life with them. And they can try to claim their lives are better than mine all they want but THEY ARE THE THING THAT IS ACTIVELY MAKING MY LIFE WORSE."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025