purple martin

when someone gets dick-slapped so hard it makes a purple penis shaped bruise on their face

she couldn't hide the purple martin i gave here no matter how much makeup she caked on

by he beaner July 26, 2011

Purple Hawks

The greatest softball team ever. Known for singing famous hits in the dugout, praying around home plate after games, and being very supportive of each other. They are more than friends...they are team mates.

Wow, your just like the Purple Hawks

by Kck1 June 18, 2011

purple butterfly wings

A classier term to describe vulva or labia lips

I forgot I wasn't wearing panties, and accidentally provided a beaver shot, and he gazed at my purple butterfly wings!

by Rosie Quiver November 6, 2015

Purple Rhino

an engorged discolored state of the cock

After taking the purple rhino, that bitch went strait to the gyno.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 7, 2016

purple chips

Slang for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips.

After I blazed I got the munchies and wanted some purple chips.

by Bud S. Moker, Th.C. July 23, 2009

purplepig

1.(n) a pig that has been dyed purple.

2.(adj) word referring to one who is weird or out of the ordinary.

3.(adj) word used to describe someone who has fucked your mother; mother fucker

1. Holy crap look at that purplepig!

2. Damn, that boy sure is a purplepig.

3. Hey mom, where are you?...holy shit you purplepig!

by Purplepig2 January 18, 2008

purple sand

A very potent version of heroin. It gets its name from the purple hue it has. It is extremely strong and makes you just stare at kitchen appliances

Tony why are you staring at the refrigerator, it's been like three hours. You're not on the purple sand again are you?

by Kilgore Carp February 6, 2008