when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022
Get the The Columbian popsiclemug. When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
by Yuckfu March 9, 2022
Get the French Popsiclemug. by Loren SanD May 5, 2025
Get the Smashed a box of popsiclesmug. by spacelover48 April 10, 2022
Get the Popsiclingmug. Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
by LXI483 January 30, 2023
Get the popsicle factorymug. When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
Get the German Popsiclemug. by 69forfree April 21, 2019
Get the Coconut Popsiclemug.