French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.

That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles

by Zachum January 21, 2021

Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.

"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"

by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010

Popsicle Lipstick

The resulting lip colour created by eating a colourful popsicle.

(Grape = purple, cherry = Red, Blue Raspberry = Blue… etc)

I’m obsessed with the popsicle lipstick method. It cools me down, tastes great, and gives me the lip colour I’ve always wanted.

by Hailstorm Fight-Juice September 10, 2021

Dirty Popsicle

When the girl is giving a blowjob and she sucks all the cum out of your nutsack.

Tess gave Jack a Dirty Popsicle, till he screamed.

by Christian Dickman December 9, 2017

Oklahoma popsicle

Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.

The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.

The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.

A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.

by Trebor Trams September 17, 2021

Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.

I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025