Paige Lang

An absolute unit who is an alcoholic and chain smoker

Person: look who's over there
Me: OMG it's Paige Lang

by Scabi December 4, 2019

The Paige Nowlan

When you get so hammered drunk that you can no longer function, and you start to stare into space... Much like a sober Paige Nowlan

Logyn: How drunk was I last night? I blacked out
Coleton: Dude, you were sitting in a chair all night, starring into space, doing the Paige Nowlan
Logyn: Damn... I'm a fucking idiot

by LogynHoxworth December 25, 2012

Paige King

The term for world's bestest friend and coolest kid ever

Your my Paige king bro

by BenisBeater7 June 10, 2018

Paige Turco

a super cute and amazing human being who i wish all the good in life and if she adopted me i would be extremely happy and she could cosplay all of her characters (especially abby griffin) to me <3 i have mommy issues ok add my snap @elina0_000

have u heard of paige turco?
no?
OH MY GOD

by Elina KJ January 13, 2021

ashley paige

The most beautiful woman in the world that anyone would be lucky to have met. She's got the voice of Angel, eyes of a queen, and smile that will leave you breathless. She's the most kind and compassionate person to ever grace this earth and is a blessing to have as part of your life.

Ashley paige is perfection personified.

by Macdaddy961 February 3, 2018

paige merchant

A fucking bitch who should more or less end her life

"That Paige merchant girl is really deceiving and thinks she's hot shit, tell her to go away."

by Rollanddd November 2, 2013

satchel paige

(n.) 1. one's ball sack 2.an amazing Negro League and MLB pitcher. (Also referred to as Satch L. Paige)

Digga asked if you could stop kicking him in the satchel paige, it's starting to hurt.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003