Packing Heat

When one takes a shit and the projectile travels so fast it splashes toilet water all over you.

After eating two cans of jalapeño frijoles, I was packing heat so bad that I had to use a towel to dry off!

by ElJedesote March 17, 2015

Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore

Someone with the initials of AA or JM: Also known as someone who is just being Faggy(see faggy) and may do annoying things like jump on your bed, making annoying noises, and becomes obsessed with new found adult desires which become the focus of their lives and the lives of their friends who are desperately trying to get them laid so they will stop bitching about it.

Person 1-"Hey what the hell are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny/ Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore-" Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle jump jump loud noises, blah blah blah, sex"
Person 1- "Damit Jennifer stop penetrating my bed with your moist feet you dirty fudge packing pirate whore!"

by Mailman-222 Kitty lick lick January 8, 2012

Back Packing

The act of hugging another person back to back; putting your arms behind you and across their stomach rather than their back.

Kylan and Lauren were bored of a normal hug, so they hugged backwards, and said they were Back Packing.

by Aarontheboss September 30, 2010

Hot Pocketing

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!

Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.

by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009

Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003

packing plastic

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

by Norm Cherry February 11, 2009

peckering

An act of fornication; to give or receive sexual stimulation with a pecker.

What that girl needs is a good peckering.

Tom knows how to give an enjoyable peckering.

They've been in there peckering all night.

by Vercingetorix_Redux January 4, 2011