puke juke

(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit

(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)

Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!

Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.

by RickBaideia April 2, 2011

Spark puke

Unflattering name for an arrogant electrian.

Those spark pukes really think they're something.

by Horse cock 77 May 6, 2022

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.

Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.

by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017

trip puke

When you're going to go to do something or talk to someone but you accidentally trip then vomit quickly after. Occasionally happens if you're going to go told with your crush

Jim was going to go talk to Sally he completely trip puked and embarrassed himself!

by Betty whites left nipple September 14, 2016

High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.

David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"

by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022

Chocolate puke

The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.

This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.

by Captntristan March 6, 2021