ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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《¤》I 《¤》Promise《¤》You《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025