A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 05, 2018
by Floor tits August 23, 2020
Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.
"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"
by Robustandcrusty January 25, 2016
by Frederick Frederick November 04, 2019
'clear the floor' is a term often used in jail/prison. Corrections staff call out 'clear the floor' to initiate a lockdown. When 'clear the floor' is called, all the inmates within earshot are to sprint to their cells, enter it, and close the door behind them. This is used during situations, such as fights, in which the corrections staff need to make sure all the inmates are secure.
*Fight breaks out in living unit*
Corrections Officer: "CLEAR THE FLOOR!"
Inmates: *sprint to their cell, go inside, close and secure the door behind them*
Corrections Officer: "CLEAR THE FLOOR!"
Inmates: *sprint to their cell, go inside, close and secure the door behind them*
by JerryTheGod February 08, 2018