This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 20, 2020

2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1

the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 8, 2009

I Am....World Tour

The Tour was originally created by the American Singer Beyoncé Knowles and she has teared the roof off of the Garden yes the all most viewed place in New York City,Madison Square Garden Arena and The original person that it was for was Beyoncé's Alter Ego Sasha Fierce yes the original name of the world tour was named I Am......Sasha Fierce to introduce her new Album released in 2008 named I Am

Shanell: Girl did you see that full concert on channel 13 ABC last night?
Navedea:Girl yassss the Queen Bey Killed it on stage gurl.
Jay-Z:Hey ladies whats up?
Shanell:OMG ITS JAY-Z!!!!!!!
Navedea:OMG ITS HER HUSBAND HES SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beyoncé:Hey Beyhive fans!!!!!
Navedea:OMG I JUST WANNA FAINT IN MY CHAIR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanell:OMG ITS THE LEGEND,THE ALL LEGENDARY QUEEN,BEYONCÉ!!!!!!!!!!!I AM....WORLD TOUR MEANS SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!

by Keyoncé12222 March 1, 2022

Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.

Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?

by Korinthos February 21, 2014

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011