Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.
Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!
by ToureIsABastard March 19, 2022
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Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.
Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.
by Thinos February 09, 2025
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80's Comeback Tour

The act of being temporarily obsessed with a movie, actor, song, artist, game or television show from the 80's and gloating to peers and family about how "good times used to be", ironically this predominantly occurs in people who were either to young to remember or weren't alive during the 80's
Guy 1: I've then watching a whole bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies lately

Guy 2: stop it man, you having a 80's Comeback Tour
by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017
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Fuck you tour

When you and the boys full send a whole weekend in honor of the boys you are sending it with
Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.
by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019
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Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
by Korinthos February 19, 2014
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tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.
Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.
by Imtfbundy September 05, 2017
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Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.
Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
by ponchoboy December 22, 2018
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