Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.

Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.

by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023

Oklahoma

Shithole

Person 1: Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a shithole.

by gyugfyucgh December 6, 2023

Oklahoma City Bombing

The Oklahoma City Bombing was a far right terror attack carried out by Timothy Mcveigh. After Timothy washed out of ranger school he became enamored with the militia movement in the US.

At some point he read the Turner diaries and then carried out a terrorist attack that killed 168 people. Including 19 children.

Timothy Mcveigh is a far right extremist.

Timothy Mcveigh carried out the Oklahoma City Bombing which closely resembled the terror attack on FBI HQ in the Turner Diaries.

by plopperdohone December 29, 2022

Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex

Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.

by Timothy McVeiny July 30, 2023

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Oklahoma Chunk Coke

Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge

Douglas: I hit that oklahoma chunk coke now im geekin

lil bobby: give me a hand job

by 00000OOO September 9, 2023

Oklahoma Joe

Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may

"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"

by Ollieverrr November 23, 2020