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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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Oklahoma Attitude

They are not Kansas and they are not Texas, but you had better believe that they are very satisfied with who they are.
Don't expect even a small acknowledgement from him after moving out of his way. He has the Oklahoma Attitude that you should not even have been there in the first place.
by Italian Soda March 12, 2019
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Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is
by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023
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Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 27, 2018
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oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.
After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.
by NCHawk November 24, 2013
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Oklahoma glow worm

When two guys are fucking and one guy wraps his nut sack around the other one's dick as it goes into the other guys but.
Hey fred! Take a look at this Oklahoma glow worm!
by Foolishbean April 4, 2023
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020
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