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speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.
"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."
by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006
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speed of GAY

by madafucka! June 9, 2020
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Speed Duel

1) A type of duel between 2 individuals on d-wheels (a type of motorcycle) involving the use of yugioh cards and speed counters. A special rule involves banning the use of spell cards, which in turn are replaced with speed spell cards, which use speed counters to activate their effects.
2) A special type of yugioh duel used in Japan which involves special rules:
5 card extra deck
20-30 card main deck
4000 life points
3 monster zones

3 spell/trap zones
(This is similar to the duel links playing style)
I challenge you to a speed duel!!!
by S.H.A=NoWeakness April 12, 2017
mugGet the Speed Duelmug.

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
by dennyg March 21, 2020
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Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.
Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!
by nazi bitch May 8, 2020
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speed insurance

What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.

One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.
I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.

Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.
by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010
mugGet the speed insurancemug.

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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