skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.

"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”

by TwoSkip January 20, 2024

Skip Skopping

Way to describe something freaking awesome or someone very attractive. 10/10

We are on are way to the party at Ben's. I hear the place is skip skopping so prepare for the time of your lives.

Damn Shorty, you be skip skopping as fuck.

by NoShoesGuy September 7, 2021

Skip-Bop

To leave quickly and stylishly, to bounce boogie and bump

Yo fam, i think we need to skip-bop on this bitch.
Im about to skip-bop, see you later!

by formulaicCoast69 August 17, 2017

Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024

Skip the K

A phrase that can be used interchangeably when you don’t feel like actually communicating properly. Instead you “skip the K” and just change tone

That sounds like a skipping the K moment; That’s a moment in which you skip the K.

Did you skip the K today?

C as in skip the K

by Khrictine Jewlery February 9, 2024

Skip-Edging

When a video game has a skip button for cutscenes that you have to hold down, and you try to fill the skip bar as much as possible without actually skipping the cutscene.

Yo, this cutscene's boring. Let's do some skip-edging on that skip bar

by Murcielago1992 May 25, 2025