Pedo

A man called 'Alfie' who typically hangs around schools or parks looking for children

That man over there is a pedo.

by Syotik February 18, 2023

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pedo

word used to describe cute girls in teddy bear clothing, in other words, a goozi jahn e aziz.

Aysan is a pedo.

by fardaddy February 20, 2025

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pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

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Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

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Pedo worm

An interpretative dance made by a group of friends in Quebec in the summer of 2024. Get on the ground and do push ups while slowly crawling towards your 'target'. Once reached, you will give the target's ankle a hickey.

Liv hit Mina with the pedo worm.

by GuessWhatChickenButt49 June 11, 2025

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