Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022

nonce

darcey is a synonym for nonce

omg ur such a darcey
did u just call me a nonce

by robloxgamer346899976 February 5, 2022

Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Nonce

A insult / name of a persons who commits peodophilia

“Kyle’s a nonce, meeting nippers

by Fiinn February 17, 2022

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022