Pucker muscle

Your dick will pucker when u happy

Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma

by Big chub August 10, 2017

Money Muscle

Your asshole

“Ron, you need to pay your dues with the older brothers and work that money muscle”

by L-Dogg. July 4, 2023

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.

Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.

The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"

by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017

Purring Muscles

When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry

ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!

by B4NT November 28, 2011

Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.

John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.

by Robjef622 May 6, 2017