munt

Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.

As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.

by dogs bower and will colabo April 9, 2006

munt

when a man tucks his entire junk between his legs to simulate having a vagina.

Gerardo really freaked me out when he pulled off his pants and I saw he wasn't a woman! Fortunately, he was smart enough to tuck his beans and sloppy pipe back and his munt had me rarin' to go once again!

by splattio burrito July 30, 2005

Mantuition

n.- The male form of clairvoyance; When a male makes a statement to a target, with no background information of the situation, that pertains to future actions and/or previous actions made by the target.

Dad: "You can't always trust those who call you 'friend'."
Me: "Ha ha. You don't know my friends dad. I trust them with my life!"
Dad: "mmm"

*friend blabs a secret*

Me: "Dammit. My dad and his mantuition!"

by clu2life April 14, 2011

Munt

Seriously hideous food. Not even fit for your dog. Often found in workplace staff rooms where meals are meant to be provided for staff.

Damn, "what the fuck is that munt"

by tbonez June 11, 2008

munt

verb. to gag or make odd noises like freak hiccuping and/or noun. to b freak whom makes odd noises.

- ew, seeing that guy humping lard makes me want to munt.

-i feel like a munt right now cos i havnt had a shower for weeks.

by rhi dawg January 16, 2009

Munt

Either:

The result of a poorly done male to female sex change,
or
A male whore (see also mangina)

"Did you see that tranny, it had a proper horrible munt!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

munt

the flap of skin left over from a male to female sex change operation.

my munt is a bit dry , could you pass the pleasure gel.

by winston zedmore December 24, 2008