moron

idiot :Einstein the physist who was stupid enough to think light was the fastest moving thin in the universe.

light is the fastest thing in the universe. ..yes i am a moron

by cadick5 September 26, 2011

oxy-moron

Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).

"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"

by CRIMINALCRIMINALCRIMINAL March 15, 2023

moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".

In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

moron

you

haha look at that moron over there! oh wait, its you

by igaslightsprinkles January 29, 2023

Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.

Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.

by TinyDefs February 7, 2023

a big moron

a big moron is someone more stupid than a normal moron.

if you ever see a big moron run home because they will make you a moron.

by mc crispy 69 February 11, 2023

moron

a derogatory term someone might use to poke fun at or insult someone else's intelligence. Or, someone who looks up "moron" on urban dictionary.com instead of learning it in preschool/kindergarten

ahh you moron, you've buttered your last bread now!!
oh shit, that was a moron thing to do!

by Splasphemy October 16, 2023