tred-milf

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom

Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.

by vtwist February 22, 2009

Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011

Milf Bucket

An incredibly loose woman who also happens to be a mother.

About that girl I met last night, is she a Cum Dumpster or a Milf Bucket?

by DutchPirate March 7, 2011

milf hunting

The action of seducing an attractive middle-aged woman

"Have you seen that chick at the bar?"
"The milf?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna go milf hunting!"

by SterFinn February 4, 2014

milf lover

matteo

Matteo is such a milf lover

guy 1: hey you see matteo over there
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover

by jojodoyo May 16, 2023

milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 January 2, 2009

Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009