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Best mates

omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude
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corbett maths

I wanted to kill my self after my maths teacher told me to go on Corbett maths
by Ola senyorita January 29, 2021
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Robotics (maths edition)

A maths teacher who acts a bit sussy and hides in the maths corridor... 😰 He waits and waits in the loser room all day until he finds his prey, the 12-13 kids.
Run Robotics (maths edition) is here!
by Operaaaaasaaaa March 8, 2022
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pulled a Mats

Just bailing on a meeting or not showing up at all.
Mats pulled a Mats in the daily standup.
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Matos

The MiXX Master, Twan Duce, Juggalo, The ultimate KoRn fan, exactly like Fieldy in every way possible and oh so sexy
Matos is the Mutha-Fucking shit
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Matas

He is usually that type of guy to act cool and have girls round him. He acts hard but secretly adores unicorns and rainbows.....
Girl1: what you up to Matas
Matas: *reading unicorn books* Nothing just thinking hot to beat up my ex friend.
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Mats

The words etymology is old latin and was first noticed in 840 AD by a man named Swaut Dehucon. He spent his last years writing books about words found in teen subcultures around the Roman Empire. Swaut discovered the word in Athen while speaking to the local priest. The priest told Swaut about the worst word he had heard, a word a teenager once had said while attending church. At first Swaut didn't understand why the word was a bad word, but as the priest went on, Swauts eyes opened more and more.

Swaut decided to dedicate a good 10 pages of his first book to just this word. The word "Mats". Swauts book was never finished as he passed away too early, and as the years went on the book was forgotten. 15 years later when Swauts grandaugther went up to the loft on a random ocatiow
Now to the point you have all been waiting for, what doess this mean and bad word mean? Well here it goes: A man with a small dick. The word also gives the impression of "talking down" people with small penises. Thats why the priest thought it was such a bad word.
Example 1

Girl 1 walks up to Girl 2
Girl 1 "I went out with that guy from Tinder yesterday"
Girl 2 "Ohhh, how did it go?"
Girl 1 "It was cool, until we went to bed. He was a mats ..."
Girl 2 "Hahaha"

Example 2

Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2.

Guy 2 "Whats up?"
Guy 1 "Stfu"
Guy 2 "Wtf man, why so mean?"
Guy 1 "I heard rumors that you were a mats"
Guy 1 wwalks awawy awkwardly
by Jjadfi February 23, 2017
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