Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

Matt Webb

The lead guitarist of band Marianas Trench.
From Vancouver, BC, he's awesome, funny, and super cute.

Friend: Did you see Matt Webb at the MT concert?
Me: Yeah, he was rockin'!

by Lover;Dearest. March 29, 2009

Matt

Matt, a citizen with no style. Tends to follow the crowd and is a totally loser. Can't make nothing of himself and is a bum. Below 4 in.

Stop being a matt

by Unknown dads March 14, 2017

Matt

A fucking gay doink that hops his finger in his bumhole like a bunny.

Person 1: I'm craving some guys
Person 2: Stop being a matt

by xxxconshie April 10, 2018

Matt

Somebody who lacks testicular fortitude and couldn't hit the g spot if he had three cocks. Likes to drive a Subaru d wagon and and went missing this year

Where's matt

by Chasekinsey January 08, 2018

Matt

A psycho dick. Stay far away

Oh my god. Your being crazy. Stop acting like a matt

by H8 matt June 22, 2018

Matt

Usually a trans, makes stuff, and doesn't speak to anyone but stalks all of them

Did you hear that famous game developer Matt is trans and is turning into a woman named Laura?

by whatthehellisgoingonamerica November 19, 2017