marit

A synonym for the word bitch, used by males and females

Look, u see that marit over there?
That bitch's crackin'!

by denyo October 29, 2006

maret

a small mexican child who jumped the uk borders and steals every speck of fooin your house.

aha did you see the mexican rag bag maret. what a border jumping bastard.

by feckssakeman January 18, 2009

Maritimes

I agree with the other guy, Ryan, who shit all over this region! Because it IS a piece of shit place to live! Friendly people - my ass. I have lived successfully in every major city in Canada. Why the hell did I feel it necessary to come out east then? Fuck knows! The biggest mistake I ever made.

The maritimes breed are just a bunch of sorry-ass whiners and complainers out here - and some who even think they're better than everyone else HA! now if that isn't a Laugh Out Loud notion, nothing is.

by mrc2010 July 28, 2010

Marathon

Playing a video game from start to finish with little or no breaks.

I'm going to marathon Halo 3 when it comes out.

I marathoned Halo 2 over the weekend.

by landpirate36 January 2, 2009

Marat

Most commonly referred to in the gay community as "one who receives anal plundering and loves to suck rectum"

Oh, you give the best Marat!

by rlstine March 20, 2013

Maritimer

An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.

"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger

"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."

"Hey!" said the tourist

"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"

"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve

by Steve from Summerfield August 25, 2010

Maret School

This school is for kids who only care about their grades and have no social lives. Coming from a student myself I have to say that once I left I realized how much the school sucked. You get shiploads of work and if your not a A student your automatically retarded. Kids there pretend to be thugs or stoners when really they r too much of pussies to do shit. There are some exceptions. The only positives I can think about maret is that the school as a community is pretty active in being open to everything. Also, 98% of Maret kids live in houses that cost over a million dollars.

Maret Kid: Hey what happened at your school today?
Normal Kid: Well there was a fight
Maret Kid: Holy shit there are fights at your school! Thats so ghetto
Normal Kid: Dude you go to Maret School

by Real Talk Tho July 23, 2013