marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

marijuana's

Multiple Or Multiples Of Grams Of Weed

How many marijuana's do you need

All The Marijuana's

by KrownBic🔥 May 7, 2020

Marijuana

something so good its illegal

homie1: wanna smoke some marijuana

homie2:hell yea

by stickytubesock February 20, 2021

Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.

Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!

by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023

Marijuana

The dankest shit in the game. It is just straight fucking gas.

"Yo pass the dank ass Marijuana yung homie!"

"Ight I got you daddy!"

by Mommyboi69 March 18, 2019

Marijuana

That dank shit your parents smoke when youre at school. The thing that makes the world a better place

parent 1: Hey babe pass me that joint
Parent 2: Sure honey
Parent 1: (lights up joint) oh shit jimmys home toss the weed

parent 2: that joint was 20$ !
Parent 1: shit your right, just put it out and save it till that lil shithead son of ours goes to bed

Marijuana is made of a green plant that tastes great smells grest and feels great

by BootyEater69696969 March 31, 2018

marijuana

A drug that is illegal in most places of the world and can make you have allucinations and will make you dumber for hours.

The marijuana makes me go high

by Duckie fluffys duffys pie August 23, 2016