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by Younggethann March 19, 2019

marijuana mini

A stick of weed, usually Thai Buddha. Named after notorious Redcliffe drug dealer Minnie Simmonds, also called Marijuana Minnie, who controlled the drug trade on the Redcliffe Peninsula in the 1970s. Also called M2 or more commonly a mini.

Justine: Hey bro, can you slide a Marijuana Mini my way tonight?
Dealer L: Sure Juzman. Come on over at 6 and I'll have some M2 ready to go on.
Justine: Sweetness

by Lovecave Leroy January 28, 2019

marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

Marijuana

Legal in 23 states across the US. This plant has numerous names such as: Weed, etc. There are 2 main ways to receive Marijuana into your system. Smoking it and/or eating it. Marijuana can increase a person's appetite, make them feel tired, be more enthusiastic and happy,. Although smoking it can increase your chance of heart attack as it is known to increase heart rate while under the influence also known to kill brain cells this drug is medically is used for people with arthritis, wounded muscles, people with anorexia (unable to eat due to muscle failure) and so on so forth. In the world of drugs Marijuana has been the least worried drug about since of all the people needing the special plant. This drug cannot kill you, proven by scientists this drug has actually helped maintain a good handful of people to not hurt themselves and to be less shy. In my personal experience this drug is been believed to be more dangerous than news and others have it out there to be. In MY opinion if a person were to do this drug it would be better to eat it because there is no risk of lung cancer from eating it and will not kill brain cells on the other hand smoking will kill brain cells, increase chance of lung cancer

Marijuana is a drug scientifically proven to create a time period of felicity

by Street_Meanin' July 25, 2016

marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.

Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"

by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022

marijuana

Literally almost every definition in Urban Dictionary has something to do with it.

*Me searches up bakery*

definition: a place with marijuana is smoked.
me : the heck

by csgo addict that drinks coke July 25, 2021