maple hotdog

When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.

The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.

by Tragic_Comedian August 27, 2016

maple fever

Having strong affection whether sexually or emotionally for a Canadian born citizen.

Father: " Eh, guy. Why do you want to date my daughter Charlotte so bad eh?

Boyfriend: " I'm not your guy, fwend. And because we have fallen in love.

Father: " I'm not your fwend buddy. Seems to me like you have maple fever eh?

by Bar Blenis December 15, 2015

Maple syrup footie

A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet

Little jit in ihop: yo u want a maple syrup footie

by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 27, 2025

maple

i fucking hate maple. what're you named after? the tree sap? yeah you stupid fuck. what a stupid fuciing name. named after a tree? spo pahtgeitchb gfkdslgfb s

i fucking hate maple

by abraham hater October 1, 2022

Maple licker

That one Canadian girl on tiktok

"That's right maple licker, know your place"

by anonymous January 19, 2025

maple kids

A bunch of spoiled rich losers who think their better than Woodbridge. In every way shape or form Woodbridge is better than Maple. Now you know when u see a Maple Kid u tell them that Woodbridge Kids are better

Woodbridge Kids are better than Maple Kids

by 1234567890user December 16, 2019

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016