Maple Chugger

A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.

American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.

Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.

by SpectacularCr0w May 05, 2023

Maple Syrup Drinker

Canadian

You stupid maple syrup drinker

by Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 December 19, 2024

Maple Creemee

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.

- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee

by MinMax123 October 13, 2022

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony January 15, 2016

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 04, 2024

Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018

maple butter

Fucking peak.

Jimmy put maple butter on his cookie. It tasted like peak.

by RealTrey19 November 30, 2024