Mat

Scared asf to lose in cornhole

Just come play. Don’t be a mat!

by MichaelAnderson2001 August 28, 2023

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Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023

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Tollbar MAT

Greatest establishment ever founded, place of hope and peace

Hampo: Hey, I’ve been really stressed today

Steve: Looks Like You Need To Go To Tollbar MAT

by Billy the Volt associate April 23, 2024

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Mat

Just a chill dude who likes ducks. (He is really jealous of Ben the duck overlord)

oh hey, its mat. he's a cool guy.

by The Blarg Man May 10, 2024

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Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.

Holy shit why is that snail so fast?!

That's Mats' snail

by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024

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Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021

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