Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles
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by Reids Haters December 14, 2023
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massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.
by PowerMan60k December 04, 2016
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haileys massive dick

haileys dick is real!!!!!!!
wow look at HAILEYS MASSIVE DICK its sooooooo big!!!!!!
by hailley the great mann March 27, 2025
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Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid
Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO
by themassiveseater March 30, 2020
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
by Extra gum November 13, 2023
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