Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage

by Captain haha August 12, 2021

Mogadishu Massage

Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart

Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage

by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025

Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

Necrotic Massage

Unlike an erotic massage that’s fun and sensual, a necrotic message is when Heather gets spanked so bad in foosball her body starts to eat itself in shame. An arm is usually amputated.

Jackson gave heather a necrotic massage at dog bar last night. She still hasn’t recovered.

by Jterp June 6, 2025

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Mattlee Massage

When two individuals embrace in a hug and then show mutual appreciation by beginning to rub each others back semi erotically.

*after a long day at work* Man, I could really go for a mattlee massage right now!

by Traumallama September 13, 2022

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019