Lachie is a god like person who has a one metre cock all the girls love him they want to fuck him all day he has all the hoes on his cock lachie is a beast
by Furdada October 24, 2020
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Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
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1) To walk, dragging one leg behind.
2) Used to describe someone generally very dim and/or disgusting.
2) Used to describe someone generally very dim and/or disgusting.
by Paulus123456 January 15, 2009
Get the leach mug.an annoying little brother who tells fucked up stories at the dinner table, generally in front of his parents
lachlan: "This one guy thinks he's so hardcore cause he wanks over porn mags!" (in reference to an 11 year old friend)
OR
lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"
OR
lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"
by random defiler March 13, 2003
Get the lachlan mug.A guy/girl that never has any money, but is always down to do expensive stuff.
Any time you hang out with said person, it's typically implied that you are paying for everything.
Any time you hang out with said person, it's typically implied that you are paying for everything.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2: You mean that you actually have money or the movies?!?!
Person 1: Now, we both know that I don't have any money...
Person 2: Dude, you are such a wallet leach.
Person 2: You mean that you actually have money or the movies?!?!
Person 1: Now, we both know that I don't have any money...
Person 2: Dude, you are such a wallet leach.
by Homey Simpson August 4, 2009
Get the Wallet Leach mug.A stupid white chick who's obsessed with anime and yaoi and herself. She makes a total ass of herself by speaking japanese, usually consisting of the words, "Kawaii", "Baka" "Neko", "Desu", and "Chii". She's a bi-polar bitch who also notifies herself as that as well. She's mean to her past boyfriends and treats everybody as if they're just one of her fans.
Lachelle - "YOU JUST CAN'T SEE HOW AWESOME I AM."
Lachelle - "AWW YOU KAWAII BAKA NEKO-DESU"
Lachelle - "I consider myself kawaii ^3^"
Response to this - o_O *leaves*
Lachelle - "AWW YOU KAWAII BAKA NEKO-DESU"
Lachelle - "I consider myself kawaii ^3^"
Response to this - o_O *leaves*
by LACHELLELOL August 4, 2007
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