Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.
Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.
by MirmulnirLMH August 12, 2023
Get the Lebron Shanquiquimug. by Arrtest June 14, 2018
Get the Lebron Jamesmug. by elohssAemitgiB May 8, 2021
Get the LeBronedmug. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away
by CaldoDeMazapan April 1, 2024
Get the Sunshine Lebronmug. When someone or something is so good for a long time that people begin to discredit how good they actually are. Often stems from an annoyance of hearing about this thing or person too much.
Steve: I love Drake but I am so tired of hearing about him and everyone loves him now.
John: Cmon man, don’t give him the 2010s LeBron Treatment. Just enjoy his music while you still can.
John: Cmon man, don’t give him the 2010s LeBron Treatment. Just enjoy his music while you still can.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
Get the 2010s LeBron Treatmentmug. When fans or victims of the basketball star Lebron James believe he is the greatest of all time. It is tunnel vision that no other era compares to this player, in which could lead to mental illness. Despite less accomplishments than other players they still will believe he is the greatest. Stats don’t lie in the finals don’t compare to the greats in the past. 20 percent sweep record, not enough awards, can’t close in the finals are all evidence that he is not. The victims are in denial ignoring the evidence in front of them.
Bron is better than mj. Yeah he’s the goat. He can’t go left, he played with janitors, can’t win without Scottie puppet. Six and zero it don’t matter he da goat.
Defined as the act of believing in something that isn’t true and having tunnel vision known as lebron syndrome.
Defined as the act of believing in something that isn’t true and having tunnel vision known as lebron syndrome.
by Lebron should be gone May 1, 2024
Get the Lebron syndromemug. Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
Get the LeBron Jamesmug.