Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.

"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Logan

An absolute retarded dilated kid.

Hey Logan you're retarded

by Body August 16, 2017

Logan

A definitely sexy guy who normally has dirty blonde hair. He is an asshole who says he loves you but he doesn't. He will try to hurt you for no reason and thinks its funnyabuse Never trust a Logan he is a hoe and will use you. If he ever as you out and you like him say no. He will just break your heart and go on to the next girl. He never talks to his exes unless he's not over them.

Logan ask me out what should I say?
Say no he is such a hoe and will use you

by Daddyslittleslut December 5, 2018

Logan

She is beautiful

Logan is a beating up beautiful girl

by Logaaann October 22, 2020

Logan

cool boybo and BIG BOYBO Logan is a god at rainbow six siege and plays wayyyyyyy to much fortnite wear glass and the same hoodie everyday

Logan is a wannabe lion main

by DatBibbaCaden March 1, 2018

Logan

Logan is a girl and boy name she's rare to find she's thick,funny,loyal,sexy,and gorgeous she will make you cry if you let her go she keeps it real and don't lie to you she has a smart mouth and don't take SHIT she will fight u no Mather what age or size she is multitalented and is often mixed she has brown hazel rare eyes and sandy brown/red hair that you will die for she can fight and is loyal but don't take shit,

Logan is fine.
Damn she thick asf.
Damn she can fight.

by Lolo jonae December 19, 2016

Logan

Shallow jerk that asks out a girl just to have a girlfriend and asks them out repeatedly. Can't keep a secret and you can't trust him with anything. Too bad he's your crushes best friend.

Anisa:That shallow jerk Logan just asked me out
Sophia:He asked me out yesterday
Logan:Karaline will you go out with me
Karali e:No you shallow jerk!

by Awesomeness4589 May 27, 2019