lag wall

When you're in a game and get blocked from moving a certain way by lag. So, running one way in a game and it suddenly stops you before the lag calms down and let's you run again.

Person 1: dude you suck at this, move forward

Person 2: no I cant, I just hit a lag wall.

by DarkerDemon December 29, 2021

lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 4, 2020

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

Cock Lag

When a man is getting tired while having sex and his hips start to slow to choppy spaced thrusts.

"I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"

by Yuulu November 30, 2016

jolty lag

Are you suffering from a severe case of jolty lag?

Jolty lag is when you're in a game or rocket league and your car and the ball jumps forward at random times. Not to be confused with normal lag.

Mate I was severing from the worst case of jolty lag on Rocket League last night

by MLG_Sam August 17, 2016

Lag Bird

When there is a group of people in a First Person Shooter or Third Person Shooter game type lobby with a bad lag. While a lag flock would be a host migration in a game such like Call of Duty.

"God Damn that Lag Bird!" "Wow it's a Lag Flock!"

by LULZ TRUCK BUT FARIS IS GEY March 14, 2013

Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

by Liberate March 15, 2009