kinky

when your hair gets to dry and frizzy

“i have to wet my hair before it gets kinky”

by queen farquad January 6, 2022

fake kinky

A person who acts kinky but is vanilla as heck but wants to fit in

“I am very kinky but I don’t want to be choked or anything ”

“Yo she’s fake kinky”

by Dumbass kitten July 12, 2022

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

That's Not Kinky

A Foot or Feet kink

Whore: I have a thing for feet
A smart person: That's Not Kinky, you dirty, dirty whore

by Sheldon, the idiot November 8, 2019

Kinky

Something that is actually innocent.

Man 1: I wanna cuddle them
Man 2: kinky

by Axter.introvert October 1, 2020

kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.

i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.

by JP189512 January 13, 2014