KEYBOARD

A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.

Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.

by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008

keyboard

a device used for masturbation clitoris

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!

by BGandAN September 23, 2005

membrane keyboard

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.

I have a membrane keyboard! No one loves you.

by C8 TM March 11, 2021

Keyboard Warrior

An unsociable nerd

Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.

Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?

Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.

by Thugasaurus Rex January 10, 2016

Keyboard Attacker

An internet stalker/attacker.

I talked to her a few times, but she turned out to be a keyboard attacker.

by BEldridge November 14, 2005

Keyboardedout

Mental affliction that happens when one's wits and smarts have run out, due to stress or boredom.

I was like, all keyboardedout after spending an entire evening goofing off on that forum.

by MeeToo December 13, 2002

keyboard nerd

a nerd who enjoys to play the keyboard whether it is their or not, like someone who plays the air guitar a keyboard nerd plays the air keyboard

wow man check ross out the keyboard nerd

by Jids February 4, 2006