juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀

“so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person

by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025

Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

Verb; To fail to achieve a passing grade in a course, class, or examination.

“Bro, I am going to Juan this test up so bad.”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan.

Juan.

Person 1 "Juan."
Person2 "Juan."

by Reddwarf (God dammit why) November 2, 2020

Juán

A typical Juán has curly hair and is always talking about how tall he is. A Juán will also only talk British English regardless of the scenario. A Juán will also always think he is the best at everything even tho he isn't. He especially thinks he is a GOD at the game RISK but is in reality absolute dogshit. A Juán will also almost always reply with "yo mom" to anything you say as he doesn't have the brain cells to say much else.

Me: What's your favourite food?
Juán: Yo mom

by a Juán mug! April 28, 2021