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Níels jóhann 

Níels jóhann is the best person at everything even if it looks like you are doing better he is secretly winning and doing everythinf better then you and everybody else. He is the perfect man. Do not underrestimate him because tou will have failed everything cause hes better then you at everything. He is a introvert but hides it and says hes an extrovert but if ask him he will say no or that he dosent know or never thought about it.
Dude I think he is Níels jóhann.
Níels jóhann by IchBinNein March 22, 2022
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University of Johannesburg 

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
A dud.
She works in Thunder Bay. She is a Joanna.
Joanna by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj3423546 September 14, 2018
Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.
You see that girl over there, yeah thats johana !
Johana by Jaydawg23 June 17, 2018
Shes awesome and she is funny and uuber cool like man she be one great cousin woot woot
"JOANNA GO GET ME SOME CREPES"
Joanna by Julkaszmulka December 7, 2019
A name for a female who will be forever alone with cats
Person 1: Hey what are you doing today?

Person 2: Nohting, gonna pull a johanny
Johanny by letroll12 January 29, 2012

Jhoanna the dino

Jhoanna the Dino is some girl that’s probably high and wants to have a pet snake. She really needs help and is pretty much the next dinosaur in jurassic Park :o
Jhoanna the dino : RAAawRRr c;
Someone: just stfu.