Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'
by Highaf2007 September 01, 2018
jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!
by super jew thumb March 04, 2011
a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"
kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!
Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.
Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".
Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.
Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".
Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
by MgamerNix July 21, 2008
act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head
by harrison maddox September 10, 2006
This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.
Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.
by natalienouveau August 08, 2006
a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
by Ihatecousins69 February 09, 2019
The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.
Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.
by cloud hooker February 16, 2016