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Jessica

Jessica is the best person ever known, she will some day rule the world. She can be mean sometimes but everyone still loves her no matter what. She is a nice girl when she wants to be but can be mean when she wants to be. She's not too girly but she isn't a manly man type of girl. She has a very nice body and likes to go on walks sometimes with her friends. She likes to smack her friend's butt sometimes and especially her boyfriend's for some odd reason. She likes to eat ring pops, especially the blue ones at football games with her friends. She doesn't like getting gifts just like most girls but she really appreciates presents anyway. She can pull off any look and look 100% all the time no matter what she's doing. She has nice silky smooth hair with the cutest smile in the whole world and always has her hair up in a bun, in a rare occasion you see her hair down, so you better appreciate it! Everyone loves Jessica and will never stop.
Jessica is toiiiiight!
Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF
by fergdogthehog May 8, 2018
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Jessica

She is thick,sexy,more beautiful then the northern lights, the best person in the world and a great friend to people
by Hatter21 February 1, 2020
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Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018
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Jessica

A Jessica eats a lot of ice cream but most importantly pickle flavour.
Jessica: hey have you tried out the new pickle flavour ice cream

Person: no you fucking weirdo
by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
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Jessica

Afzaal’s waifu
by Papa zal June 21, 2018
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Jessica

The most beautiful and soft person on the planet, They are the greatest person to be in a relationship as they can provide emotional loving support which can bring you to tears with their massive amount of space for love.

The name Jessica emits raw love straight from the soul and you'd be elated to have them in your life, oh and they love cats too! you'd love to be around Jessica.
"Damn, I am just so lucky to have Jessica with me, she is just a blessing to this earth and more."
by FillangeTime November 19, 2018
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Jessica

by xX_LongDongSchlong_Xx July 21, 2020
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