John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.

Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"

by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018