classic luciano

doing a classic luciano is where you nut on the toilet seat and make a quick escape, also known as an ejaculate and evacuate

“fuckkkk i just did a classic luciano againnnnn ohmygod what will happen when my sister sees”
-probably luciano

by heavygrape July 7, 2022

confirmed classic

A phrase that a stan of an artist uses to show that the artists new work of music is already projected to be one of the greatest.

*The first seconds of Astroworld start playing*
Travis Scott stans: OMG confirmed classic

by Young Savage August 15, 2018

classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018

Paul classic

A football throw that somehow always gets thrown away from people in Moss

“I swear to god, STOP ! DOING !! PAUL !!! CLASSICS !!!!!!!”
“NO, NO Paul classics”

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020

Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008

Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.

Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”

by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019