cheesy burrito

When you swipe your hand between your nuts and your leg, and it smells like a cheesy burrito from Amigo's Restaurant.

Guy #1: What the fuck smells?

Guy #2: Oh, that's my cheesy burrito.

by Smithballs February 18, 2007

California Burrito

A burrito local to southern California, especially San Diego, but also popular in Orange County and LA. It consists of a tortilla toasted on a grill and filled with carne asada, french fries, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. A true California burrito has both sour cream and guac. While eating the burrito it is important to top every single bite with the salsa(s) of your choice.

Never put beans and rice inside a California burrito that belongs on the side.

by jackfm5 July 29, 2019

Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.

anal to oral...muddy burrito.

by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009

burrito butt

someone whose ass smells like a buritto because they ate too many the previous night and now have burrito smelling farts

'damn girl! u got a burrito butt'

by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009

Burrito Fail

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx

BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"

by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009

Burrito Belly

Burrito Belly: Adj. That bloated, "rumbly in in your tumbly" feeling that you get immediately after eating a large burrito. These symptoms are almost always accompanied by a feeling of great urgency to find a bathroom immediately.

"Man I have a bad case of burrito belly, I need a bathroom NOW!"

by JohnnyRocketZoom April 28, 2013

Brozen Burrito

When a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila.

Ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night. I hate Mexican food, he knows that.

by Beckerballs July 28, 2012