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butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.
She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.
by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 1, 2021
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Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)
Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.
by ali412was March 31, 2024
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national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."
The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.
by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024
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skill issue

what bozo 10 year olds say to each other for every little thing.
chris:skill issue!
jeremy:SHUT THE FUC-
by 🐸LORD GARRY🐸 September 8, 2023
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the vecna issue

"Vecna" is a character from DND popularized by Stranger Things Season 4. The Vecna Issue is when a mysterious form of media is given context, and isn't as mysterious anymore. Other examples would be giving "levels" to the Backrooms and adding random monsters into it as well.
1: Some people don't understand that fear of the unknown is the scariest type of fear.

2: Yeah, I didn't need to know Vecna created the Mind Flayer, now it's just kind of boring.

3: Yeah, I'd call that the Vecna Issue. When you add context to something that has none, making it way less scary.

1&2: I agree.
by toadestool August 25, 2022
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Skill Issue

When you fail to tear off stickers from a sticker sheet.
"Bro- these stickers are shit, wtf?"
-- "Seems like a skill issue to me bro..."
by infernalbagel April 4, 2025
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Skill Issue

A way to comfort someone after something unfortunate happens to them.
My dog died.”
“Skill issue, I hope you get better.”
by graylover333 February 24, 2024
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